User:Buffalosoldier69

Hans Grossmann is probably the sexiest man alive. He attends the Harry Ainlay High School in Edmonton, Canada, where a survey was taken proving that to 99% of the female sex, Hans was the most attractive man they had ever seen. Earl's, a restaurant he currently works in, the waitresses have claimed that "Even the food loves him!"

Hans was born n April 2nd, 1990, and thus is now 16 years old. Having almost reached the peak of puperty, Hans' hobbys include sports, partying, and drinking his guts out.

Hans absolutely hates emo kids! One of his not previously mentioned hobbys is beating emo brains out!

Thats all for today!