User:Bumology

Welcome to the new subject of Bumology. Bumology is the study of being a bum. Being a bum is being able to do nothing for an extended period of time.

1st graders learn the basics 2nd graders understand accessories such as a laptop, bed, phone, etc. 3rd graders learn about bumness with a friend 4th and 5th graders skip it 6th graders learn how to reverse bumness 7th graders learn about fitness and excersise 8th graders learn about good activities

1st graders

The Basics

Beginner bums are sometimes called Newbies and experienced are called Chouch Potatos. First, you must decide to become a bum. Grab your homework and take a seat on the nearest chair/bed/chuch, etc. Stay there longer then you need to and you're well on your way to being a Newbie. When a sibling/parent/friend asks you to do something active, JUST SAY NO. This is not including chores. This is known as the No Factor, which is a very basic concept for bums. When you decide to be a bum, you must remember it's a promise to yourself not to do anything besides homework/chores. You still need to listn to your parets and teachers.