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It is long believed that the average wade nelson (wadeus nelsoni Smalldickus) is a raving homosexual along with its counterpart the jason myers (jasonii largus arseus) are responsible for the lude acts committed at federation park just outside the small town of toowoomba qld, these acts range from fingering of small animals to the molestation of depictions of idols such as jonathon thurston (goatus legendi nonfuzzyus) the nature of these creatures is shrouded in secrecy as they are nocturnal creatures thar like to stalk their pray in the darkness of night but every now and agian they can be seen self pleasurong outside of local daycares or primary schools.

They are known to become extremely violent if startled so upon sight please ring 000 and report immediately to local authorities.