User:Buster7/Gleanings

GLEANINGS

 * Ask the Universe what you want to know The New Look
 * Don't Criticize...Dale Carnegie
 * You Can Put Lipstick on a Pig...But It's Still Just a Pig
 * We Are Always in the Process of "Becoming" and We Always Will Be
 * Think Twice Thrice, Edit Once
 * Let Go and Let the Universe Do Its Job!
 * Elvis has Left the Building...and now Edits on Wikipedia
 * Are Vowels really necessary?
 * Where I Fit in the World is Where I Find Myself
 * WINSLOW HOMER]]
 * half of 8 is 0
 * Perfection is Gods Realm. Excellence is Mans
 * Politeness is Necessary Between Faceless Editors
 * Who is John Galt?...Atlas Shrugged
 * Never Fart in an Empty Elevator. Miss America may be getting on in 5 seconds...B7
 * Some ideas float, others sink...Editor Corporate Minion.
 * Don't put off a hard decision just becauses it's hard...B7
 * Speak Softly, But Carry a Big Shtick...Henny Youngman
 * 6,666,666,666 POV's
 * How can we know what information JANE will need to save the Galaxy?
 * Vanquish the Vandals
 * Spend when you have to, Save when you can...Rick
 * A Penny Saved is Still Only a Penny
 * If it looks like crap and smells like crap and feels like crap, you don't taste it to verify what you know


 * Change Your Mind...Change the Results
 * If Love is Blind What's the Point of Lingerie?
 * Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not Out to Get Me
 * The Collegial Editing Environment on Wikipedia Would be Just Fine if it Wasn't for All Those Other People
 * One thing is crystal-clear: Our country faces unmitigated disaster if the Other Side wins...Either side..

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 * What The Truth Sounds Like by Michael Erik Dyson
 * Brevity is the Sister of Talent
 * Keep an Open Mind...but Not So Open That Your Brains Fall Out
 * Trust Yourself when you have an "in the moment" Idea
 * In WAR Your Foe Should Remain UN-Enlightened
 * When in Rome, Dress Like a Roman
 * HINT: Only a Troll Will Call You a Troll
 * Manners are the Lubricants between Editors
 * GEORGE HARRISON]]
 * Fight the Real Enemy--Wasted Time
 * What is Your Role Here?
 * Don't Panic
 * I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You
 * TalkSpace is Even More Educational Than MainSpace
 * If you Do IT Right the First Time, you Don't Have to Do It Again, Twice
 * A Tart is NOT just a Pastry
 * To Fish is To Hope
 * When You Hear Hoffbeats, Think Horses Not Zebras
 * Model the Behavior You Would like to See
 * Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered
 * Just Because It Kills Your Liver Doesnt Mean It Isn't Medicine
 * When All is Said and Done, All is Usually Neither Said Nor Done
 * We Are Each Responsible For Our Own Reality
 * The Cock May Crow...but...It's the Hen that Lays the Eggs
 * Bad Editors Drive Out Good Editors
 * If I Die of Smoking My Wife is Gonna KILL Me
 * PICASSO]]
 * The Trend is Your Friend
 * Opportunity Favors The Prepared Mind
 * The Foundation of Integrity--Honor Your Word
 * Yes We Can
 * "Make the most of your time on Earth"...ROUGH GUIDES
 * "My job is to Save Your Ass, not Kiss it"...CHICAGO POLICEMAN
 * When You Are a Hammer, Everything in the World Looks Like a Nail
 * Pack Your Own Parachute
 * PHILIPPE PETIT, a French High-wire walker and Academy Award winner]]
 * It takes Two to Tango...a Bull and a Matador, but Only the Matador has Dinner at Home
 * MISTER ROGERS
 * Channel your Anger in a Constructive Way
 * Be--->Do--->Have
 * Our Brains Work Best in Community
 * EDWARD de BONO]]
 * AMERICA]]
 * Results are the [[GURU]]
 * DONALD TRUMP
 * A Basic Rule When Using A Public Toilet:Check the Toilet Roll First!
 * For Those who Understand, no Explanation is Needed. For Those who do NOT Understand, no Explanation is Possible
 * Life is Full of Little Pricks...sign in a Doctors Office
 * The Right Changes at the Right Time for the Right Reasons...Anonymous Editor
 * Some Worship the Cows, Others Eat Them...Editor NVO

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 * Allow People the Validity of Their OWN Emotions
 * He who Speaks in Anger Makes His Anger Heard, but His Words are Forgotten...WP:Motto
 * "War is a Continuation of Politics - by Other Means"...[[von Klausewitz|von KLAUSEWITZ
 * Revenge Yourself on Your Enemies by Not Becoming Like Them
 * MARGARET THATCHER
 * Age Is Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter
 * LORNE MICHAELS
 * In Politics, Bugs Bunny Would Get More Votes than Daffy Duck
 * It Requires far less Skill to Run a Wrecking Company than it Does to Be An Architect
 * I Used to be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure...Editor Writegeist
 * Actual Practice is Always More Complex than Written Policy...Jimbo
 * "Be ever thankful for the two sides, for always between them lies the way. Without the two sides there would be no way, and we would ever wander aimlesessly without a path."...Taoist priest (circa ?)]]
 * He Could Sweet-talk a Dog off a Meat Truck
 * Its Tough to Make Preditions...Especially About the Future
 * I Do Desire that we be Better Strangers...As You Like It
 * 1/3rd of His Weight is [[Gravitas]]
 * "I have told thee often and I will tell thee again and again---I HATE THE MOOR"}}...The Republican [[Iago from Othello]]
 * It's Tough to Make Predictions. Especially about the Future!
 * Wikipedia is like Crack. Those who like it Can't Get Enough of it, and those who don't like it Think it Should be Illegal...Editor GoPhightins
 * Religion is what Keeps the Poor from Killing the Rich...Napoleon, I think.
 * We can not play innocents in a world that is not innocent...President Reagan
 * People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing...Dale Carnegie

2023 year-end break

 * I will continue to enforce WP:NFC and WP:NFCC as I have done for more than a decade. Editor Hammersoft|29 August 2023
 * EVERY word we utter is a conscious choice. Even more so when we type it.
 * Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
 * Act as if what you do makes a difference. Because, It does. William James
 * It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. Madeleine Albright
 * We Don't Want Nobody Nobody Sent...Abner Mikva
 * Ek praat 'n ou taal van Vlaams wat baie soos Afrikaans lyk

2024

 * "Unhockey" - Is that Canadian for people who still have their teeth? (Space4T)February 2022
 * "The last time...despite knowing every evil he committed, 74 million people still voted for Trump." Don Winslow
 * "Not all those who voted for Trump are Racists, but, all those who are Racist voted for Trump"

"Tears In Rain Monologue"

 * fleeting and fragile life truly is for us humans. Everything that I am: my memories, my experiences, my emotions...are all unique to me, and only me. No one else can ever live them or understand them; even if I were somehow able to upload them to a computer for future playback, no one else could possibly understand why I am who I am today. Treasure the life that you have - truly live it
 * Collect the clips of your life that you think are important enough to save...and important enough to share with your future generations