User:Buttatopia/sandbox

When Christopher Columbus sailed across the Pacific Ocean on his reptillian horse, he never once knew that one day he would be accounted as one of America's greatest heroes. One of my fellow friends, timetraveler101 actual met him and soon they began to argue if horses really were reptiles or mammals. The conversation got heated when timetraveler101 pointed his hands fiercly at christopher columbus and said boiiiii, then the war began between the mammal horses and reptillian horses. The war ended when time traveler 101 said christophers mom smelled. Christopher got offended and went crying back home like a little gitl. Timetraveler101 was a fierce roaster,who decided to invent dank memes and create a reptillian and mammal horse mixtape which was so fire it set christophers boat on fire. Christopher was never seen from again...As for timetraveler101, his mixtape would then stop thw war between the fire ants and regular ants would saved countless lives. Timetraveler101 now lives south carolina and is happily listening to his mixtape until his house one evening was abruptly set in flames, he survived the fire. But then