User:Butts.LOL.707.sttn8

We are a couple of fine fellows from Excellent Town. We reside in the Schedule House, and we seem to have discovered a link from our universe to your universe. On your "Internet" as you seem to call it we have discovered this bastion of information that you call wikipedia. Being the nice sort of fellows, we have decided to impart upon you the real state of the universe. Your scientists efforts have been worthy, but misguided. You have suffered too long at this absurd misconception. There is one thing to note. Your universe, as we out knowledge would preclude, is nothing of note. For it is only one among many.