User:C-lab

Caleb "C-Lab" Johnson
Many people think that Albert Einstein was the smartest man to ever live. They are WRONG! The smartest man to ever live is an eight year old who goes by the name Caleb. Caleb Johnson is soooo smart he could play two hand touch football with one hand tied behind his back. He is known to play two player video games against himself and still manage to lose. He is also the proud inventor of over 300 board games to which only he can win. He rarely talks to anyone even his own family. He recently scored his first basket in a basketball game but too bad he shot it in the wrong hoop. When he grows up he wants to be a professional hockey or football player to which both sports he does not play. His second choice is a world class NASCAR driver.

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Early Years