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#Yolomcswagginson
#Yolomcswagginson is a new way of life created by a group of friends on the 29th of November, 2013 at 7:00pm. It was there to seek the impurities of modern day life and changing it for a much more extreme practice. The 'way of life' is not common among the rest of the world yet, but most current members are preaching out to the world about this life changing experience known as the #thetenrulesofswagga. The group of people are called #yoloswagginseekers


 * 1)  Be swaggy.


 * 1)  Don't try and be popular.


 * 1)  Don't ask, just do.


 * 1)  Never associate with classy people.


 * 1)  Be mindful of the horizon.


 * 1)  Don't eat cheese.


 * 1)  Be a bro to the world.


 * 1)  Must have sexual intercourse at least 50 times before marriage.


 * 1)  Use darkness as your greatest ally.


 * 1)  Wear hipster clothing.

The New Sacrificial Church of #Yoloswagginson
The New Sacrificial Church of #Yoloswagginson is a way of contacting your inner #swag, cleansing the mind and body of any class. This is usually in the form of a ritual in where the #Yoloswagginseeker is hung by the feet, upside down, chanting Who needs class when you have swag. After that is performed for 69 seconds, the #yolopreach will rub water on the face, legs, arms and hands; in most cases the #yolopreach will rub candle wax on closed eyes. The #yoloswagginseeker will grab a knife and try to stab a pinata in the posterior (can be repeated until stab occurs in the posterior). The final stage is to eat the chocolate coin inside the pinata, this represents eternal wealth in life and in the #yolonexus.