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Craig Long (Le Chef)

Who is Craig?
Craig, full name Craig Long otherwise known as "Le Chef". This dude is one of the greatest cooks of this era. He works at Joseph Pearce in UK, Edinburgh, 23 Elm Row. Joseph Pearce is a top tier restraunt where only the best can cook there, it was a 5/5 restraunt even before Craig came but now it is somehow, someway a 6/5 restraunt, exceeding human as well as extra terrestrials comprehension. But you may be wondering who really is Craig Long, is he an alien? is he a god? I got no clue BUT what I do know is that he is one of the biggest Freddie Mecury fan of all time, as well as a Queen fan. Le Chef also collects vinyls (especially Queen Vinyl)

Why is he the Greatest Chef of all time?
That is very bold and disrespectful of you to doubt Le Chef's cooking abilities but if you really wanna know why he is the greatest cook throughout the cosmos, I shall tell you. Le Chefs chips are one of a kind and will change your life as you know it, perfectly salted and perfectly crispy. Just thinking about the chips makes me craving for one. But even though his chips are a gift from god himself, he has many other scruptious cuisines.