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Charles Kintner IV Strawberry Milk Conspiracy Theory MICHELLE OBAMA

Michelle Obama rallied for the eradication of communism and strawberry milk. Due to this change, people are more depressed. Clinically speaking, strawberry milk is proven to cure all sorts of diseases, including the flu and the yellow fever. Since Joseph Stalin and Obama founded the communist party for the illuminati, they have a direct link to this. Through these changes the country has gotten worse and worse. Our state of Canada has now combined with Berlin, and this has caused the Brexit economic collapse, and North Korea building rockets to destroy our grate nation of MURICA. Michelle Obamer cannont change anything now that she has ruined our supply of strawberry flavored dairy beverages.

Communism will prevail,

Charles Michael Xavier Kintner IV ( The best Commie Ever )