User:CP\M/Dump

The dump: just like sandbox, but really dumb. If you want to ask why I do these completely edits, which contribute nothing to advancement of Willypedia as an uncyclopedia, and write nonsense worth of a pi-year-old vandal, then the answer is here: just to make you ask. This is especially true if you came here from a dark and groomy place with zero tolerance towards humor, enforced by block, and even more true if you were seeking for my really, really bad edits, to expand the Category:Doers of Evil, because you know who was behind the Israel-Lebanon conflict all the time.

A sample of lame writing:

Willy on Wheels is one of the latest experiments in artificial intelligence, albeit having only limited success, and, due to being classified, has only a fraction of fame compared to Earth Simulator and other supercomputers. Willy on Wheels would be more correctly described as a cyborg, as his technology fuses both human and machine minds.

Prototype
Willy on Wheels is the successor to the project of mid 80s, a scientific and military experiment in creating a strong AI by a distributed network, Willy Without Wheels. The name "Willy" was meant to imply the meaning "willful", to emphasize that it was designed as a strong AI with a free will. The origins of second words lie in the American dream and the concept of car providing man with freedom to drive wherever he wants, across the empty deserts of Nothern America. Therefore, "Willy Without Wheels" would mean that this system would be free and as able to be anywhere without actually moving, metaphorically describing the concept of omnipresence. Willy Without Wheels is not a backronym, but, however, words were wisely selected to form a short and simple abbreviation.

The system was to implement a large network, encompassing all of the United States, and, later, all of the world. The initial funding only allowed only small-scale installations in Oregon, Idaho and Wyoming, done simultaneously with expansion of existing military networks. Only very slight signs of self-organization and none of intelligence were observed, and further funding of the project was cut. At late 1980s, however, the government considered a project for future replacement and expansion of NSFNet, to make it publicly accessible. The Willy Without Wheels, or, more commonly, WWW project turned out to provide a perfect set of concepts, which, with modifications, laid into the base for the new network. The physical part was created by merging existing networks. The new network, named Internet, was known by its own name, but participants of the original Willy Without Wheels program occasionally referred to it as "WWW", as a joke about their similarity. The slang word "WWW" was at first a sign of the elite, but around 1988 was picked up by elitist hacker groups, which included one or more of the original Willy Without Wheels project participants. With time, more and more people called the young network "WWW", and by 1992 the term was quite popular in the UseNet.