User:CRGG 80108

Castle Rock Giant Gorillas live in Castle Rock Colorado and haunt all the little children at night. They are vicious creatures that devour small rodents, cat, dogs, and of course children that do not believe in CASTLE ROCK GIANT GORILLAS! They are most prevalent prior to a fish-nado (not to take away from current copy-writes). There will be more to follow as we further hunt and investigate this rare species. Your dedicated investigators...PJI INC.