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Chris Webster was voted number 2 on the list of Greatest Humans to Have Ever Lived, second only to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in a recent poll conducted by Chris Webster. In accordance with long-standing Greatest Humans to Have Ever Lived rules, voters were required to register in advance, in order to participate in the poll. Among registered voters, there was a participation rate of 100%, with the total number of voters a very respectable one.

Famous names to cast a ballot included Chris Webster, the brilliant celebrity hunk genius recently named Most Handsome Man on the Face of the Planet, as well as Most Intelligent Human Being in the Milky Way Galaxy, each of which he won unanimously, in other popular polls conducted annually by Chris Webster.

Following his 2nd place finish, the super intelligent stud was just as incredibly humble as he’s always been famously known for being, giving congratulations and praise to the winner, whom he claimed was well-deserving of the win. He stated, “I know most people consider me a hero, and that’s understandable, seeing how unbelievably smart, good looking, and just plain great I am, in just about every way imaginable, but, my heroism, even as amazing as it truly is, honestly pales in comparison to the winner. That Man saved everyone in the whole world, literally. and He gave His life to do it. If it wasn’t for Him, we’d all be damned for eternity in the fiery pits of hell, and, quite frankly, that sounds awful. Plus, if it wasn’t for His Dad, none of us would even be here today. We are all God’s children, obviously, but not quite in the same way as He is. Mr. Christ literally has Him on His family tree. There’s no one else in the whole wide world of sports that I’d rather come in 2nd place to than someone like Him.”