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Biography
John Smith was born in western Masschussetts in March 1961. He grew up in "Axe Murderer Alley" in Hancock and attended Hancock High School, graduating in 1981 at the age of 20. He then went on to attend Horvard College (not be confused with Harvard College), graduating with a degree in Philosophical Anthropology, the study of people who study philosophy.

After graduating, John moved to New York City, where he accepted a job at APEX technical school as Tool Coordinator. Unfortunately, that position proved too challenging for the “man with two left thumbs”, and he was let go. His next role was that of Community Outreach Liaison to the Park Slope chapter of “Fantasy Film Fans for Phlebotomy”, a group of socially challenged blood practitioners that share a love of sci-fi and fantasy movies. Sadly, this too was not a good match for Smith, who quit after his third “Plasma Draw Fantasy Festival” was poorly attended.

John finally ended up at Saint Ann’s School in Brooklyn Heights, where he has worked for the past 40 years - most recently as Head of the Middle School. While it is uncertain that this is a perfect fit either, John has stared his crippling fear of children in the face, even getting some of his students to call him “ok”.

John Smith is the author of several popular essays and books, listed below.

Smith's Essays and Publications
Star Wars Goes to School: Adopting the Disciplinary Procedures of Mytus VII in the Classroom

"Hands Off!": A Practical Guide to Rejecting a Companion's Request for Food

''Where Have All the Remotes Gone? - Elderly Technology Usage in the Modern World''