User:Cactus.man/User/Humour and wisdom

More words of wisdom
Chic Murray ... It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. ...

Woodrow Wilson ... Every line of strength in American history is a line coloured with Scottish blood. ...

Mary Queen of Scots ... Look to your consciences and remember that the theatre of the world is wider than the realm of England. ...

Voltaire ... We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation. ...

Saki ... We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples, they sometimes live apart. ...

Sir James Dewar ... Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. ...

J. M. Barrie ... I am not young enough to know everything. ...

Sir Walter Scott ... Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. ...

George Bernard Shaw ... God help England if she had no Scots to think for her. ...

James Boswell ... He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it. ...

Dr John Arbuthnot ... All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. ...

Vandal humour
A collection of amusing vandalism encountered while on RC Patrol. This is intended to grow over time into my own personal BJAODN
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 * Strange goings on at a New Zealand high school