User:Cactus12345

A cactus (pronounced C-A-C-T-U-S) (plural: cacti, cactuses or cactus) is a member of the CAT family THE BECKS. His distinctive appearance is a result of chillness and badassness. <(^_^<) YA ITS KIRBY BlTCH!!!

Cactus comes in all other cats mouths because he is Jesus compared to them. He has the tallest and largest cat penis in the world and it is called Gigantor Chill Blacky (GCB). It is black with a maximum recorded height of 19.2 m.

Distribution
The Cactus is native to Miles Beck and Jesus Christ, where his kingdom extends from Patagonia to the Canadian–of Mars border, but he's popularity is densest and most diverse in the regions of northern Penis land and the southern tropics of Argentina and Bolivia. Rhipsalis baccifera is the one exception; it is native to both the Americas and the Old World, where he is srtudied in tropical Africa, Madagascar and Sri Lanka. he is thought to have colonized the Old World within the last few thousand years, probably by gods power.

Chill chill chillchillchill uh megachill

Stuff that is chill: Sandwiches, Typical Chazz, My cat Cactus, Andrews cat buster, but my cat is way chiller and better at everything but his cat is still 3nd place (ziggy is 2nd and he get way more dome than buster), black people, eating sandwiches and getting dome while playing COD, lax, weed, ''how to be tight' on youtube, uhmm and other chill stuff like MLIB.

History
When Cactus was born he had naddy lite with him and thats fu<king chill. SNARF SNARF.... BlTCH

Uses
Butt making love to, entertainment like making him do back flips and SHlT, partying, cheering people up because he’s the SHlT. Killing people if their allergic and stuff.

Not Chill Stuff
Helping others, Respecting Woman, Black people, Andrews cat buster, Homosexuals, and Grenades