User:Cainchode

Implosive Humnor you know how they say that there are 2 types of anger: implosive, and explosive... when it comes to humor im pretty much the implosive type. youre probably asking what the titbag is "implosive humor." all i can say i is I dont even know.......... i just asked good old jeeves though and it says- not a damn thing. so ill make something up. ok scenario; i walk into a store and i see a pretty old guy who slips and falls on a bag of chips breaking his coccyx and at the same time everyone hits the floor thinking its a gun shot. not one smerk on my face. later i leave to the parking lot where a woman with one of those ironic bumper stickers that say "hows my driving" and it has a 800 to call (they ironically say that and make you the bad driver, youre disitraced reading this sticker judging their driving cause you want to be the bad ass who calls them in, mean while youre writing the number down then BAM!!! court order forces you to get "hows my driving" sticker). well she leaves her baby on the roof of her car after putting the bags in the back. and shes drives away till someone lundges in front of her. no :) on my face. then i get home, walk away from the car and take a little look to my loosie side. see the dog just starying at my face dropping a heafty loaf of chocolate death. then that just sets me off.