User:Caker18/Observations on Wikipedian Behavior

Introduction
This is an Observatory for commonly noticed stupid trends amongst Wikipedians. This is a "humorous piece" not meant to be "taken seriously."

Observatory
1. Possessing Awful Senses of "Humor"
 * This is a trend seen with "humorous essays," guises for mediums of legitimately terrible essays disguised so the unknowing reader is instantly blasted with anti-Wikipedian WP:CB.

2. Biting Newcomers
 * It appears that WP:BITE has done nothing in our department.

3. Participating in Great Edit Wars
 * See the Great Edit War 2019, a collection of illegitamite Jerryfoolery.

4. Giving Non-Human Traits to Poor Wikipedians
 * See WP:Wikipedia fauna.

5. Not Giving a Darn
 * Reference WP:DGAF