User:CalebButton/sandbox

Caleb Button
Caleb Button is an entrepreneur, architect, exceptional box-jumper, and well-known excessive drug-user, currently attending Trent University. Though his public image is well known, the vast majority of his fans and friends are unaware of his questionable upbringing, despite its significance on his current state of being.

Overview
Button is known by many pseudonyms due to his substantial presence on media websites such as Twitter. His sub-par humour has gained attention from many people; he is known by names such as the 613 God, Big Money Button, Yung Big Boi, Fraser, etc. Though he continues his undergraduate degree in Business administration at Trent University, it is a commonly-held belief, both by the public as well as Button himself, that he will inevitably drop out and spend his life at the Perth Giant Tiger. His current hobbies include swimming, horse-back riding, sleepwalking naked, improve-poetry, and social activism.

Early Life
Though Button continues to live functionally, he has been forever scarred by his irrational fear of Caribou. At the early age of 6 years old, Button suffered his first Caribou attack in Perth, Ontario. This event sprung a string of Caribou attacks of Button between the years 2006 and 2011, which local doctors and biologists have still yet to explain. After a year of stability, Button was rumoured to have suffered a heart-attack after first hearing 80's post-punk band Pixies' single Caribou in September of 2012. Despite his misfortune, Button was inspired to develop a successful Caribou-repellent product which continues to fund his University tuition. Caleb is currently studying diligently; recently, he has announced his running for Champlain College Junior Senator, a campaign which friends are unsure of whether to see as ironic or not. 

Achievements
Though his parents fail to be appreciative, Button does have a number of achievements throughout his teenage years. For example, he has accumulated a total of 200 followers on his Twitter account, a number that exceeds his number of following (an excess of 20). Button was also appointed as a CRCT representative, a position which he has yet to be active with; nevertheless, his close friends are proud of him.