User:CaliforniaRoll



CaliforniaRoll (felis catus emilius) is a species of human female found east of Vancouver, BC, Canada. She is believed to be the last one of her species alive, yet no attempts are being made to allow this particularily fun-loving creature to survive.

Habitat
Although born and raised in a barren wasteland, the CaliforniaRoll prefers a home of lush forests, bodies of water, and mountains. She can be seen roaming around parks, beaches, libraries, mudpuddles, and nightclubs.

Communication
The CaliforniaRoll is well-versed in many forms of communication. As well as being a native speaker of both English and French, she is able to speak fluent Spanish, Intermediate Latin and Italian, and Beginner Japanese.

Feeding
The Canadian CaliforniaRoll's diet includes, but is not limited to, the following:


 * Lemon Lime Soda
 * Caesar salad
 * Grilled chicken
 * Mashed potatoes
 * Broccoli
 * Potato chips
 * Popcorn
 * Pine nuts
 * Beer

When approached, do not be wary about feeding this friendly creature. She just may become your friend.

Lifestyle
A very active creature, she enjoys many activities such as swimming, sprinting, and playing the guitar. In her downtime, the CaliforniaRoll partakes in simple activities such as colouring, painting, programming, writing articles, watching anime, and reading.

Authors

 * Anchee Min
 * Jostein Gaarder
 * Shel Silverstein
 * Lemony Snicket
 * JK Rowling
 * Joss Whedon

Shows

 * Lost
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 * Angel
 * Digimon
 * Family Guy
 * South Park
 * Futurama
 * Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 * Fairly OddParents

Movies

 * Robots
 * Perfect Blue
 * Sphere
 * Mulan
 * Macross Plus
 * Cannibal! The Musical
 * Orgazmo

Music

 * James Blunt
 * Ayumi Hamasaki
 * Hikaru Utada
 * BoA
 * My Chemical Romance

Artists

 * Salvador Dali
 * Picasso
 * Monet

Video Games

 * Kingdom Hearts
 * The Sims
 * Tony Hawk
 * Grand Theft Auto
 * Ratchet and Clank

Dress
Armed with a very liberal attitude, the CaliforniaRoll's appearance changes based on her mood. More often than not, she will choose to camoflauge into her surroundings, making her very difficult to detect.

Mannerisms
By nature a timid and solitary creature, CaliforniaRoll can easily be approached using a smile and, more often than not, some belgian chocolate. She is friendly once you get to know her, and has a very good temper. She is intelligent, co-operative, happy, and always ready to have a good time.

Contributions

 * Various edits here and there
 * WikiProject Digimon Systems Update