User:CallMeBoss/Pandut

History
Pandut(Pan-dhut) is described as a Pizza Hut delivering panda bear. He is often described as primative terms such as "epic" or "extraordinary". He originates back to year 1994 in Michigan. The state of Michigan resides as the spawn of such a being, thus Pandut was born. The expression "He pulled a Pandut" often reffers to running is such a motion holding a revolver pistol going crazy. Currently there is only one individual Pandut. In some of this world's youth the spirit of youth run within th music of teens and children. For example: The song "Safety Dance" by "Men Without Hats" was inspired by Pandut. To this day people celebrate his current existance by listening to this song. A website tributing Pandut's awesome follows: www.mudkipz.ws A quote refferencing to Pandut's greatness: "He visited many new lands in hope of finding a purpose. To find that his only purpose lay dorment in the sands of his past. His only option was to atone for archaic wrong doings. In the past he engaged in mortal combat. Much blood was spared because of his actions. His new destiny was to atone for his acts of treason, spawn camping, and character stealing. This became his new motive and self fullfilling prophecy." It is told that Pandut's journey companions were none other than his faithful teammates. Pandut was the Guerilla Tactician of the team. This team assembled was known as "The Definition of Pro". The leader of the team was Ninja Morrison(NiN-Ja-Moar-Risun), he was a competative strategist and ace marksman. The team's CQB(close quarters combat) specialist was Phoenix zone122(Fee-Nicks-Zown-One-Two-Two). The suicide missionary of the team was Attrath(AT-Wrath). The team's firearm specialist was XBaseball BunchX(BaSs-Ball-BuhnCH). And lastly the team's artilery was Ellis 4225(EL-iS-For-Too-Too-Five).