User:Callum McKenzie

Hey everyone and welcome to the page of Callum Rodney McKenzie. Hes just a regular guy who enjoys playing normal games such as Monopoly, Cluedo and Twister.

He currently holds the United Kingdom record for the most pieces of sweetcorn eaten in a minute using only a toothpick. Pretty impressive huh.

He love algebra and calculus. His favorite equation has to be the quadratic equation he creams every time he sees it. $$   x = \frac{-b \pm \sqrt {b^2-4ac}}{2a}, $$

Background
He is from Grangemouth and attend grangemouth high school. Best friends are Alistar Chalmers, Greg Linton, Robert Sneddon and Marc Mcleod.

He support Rangers fc and his favourite players are Georgios Samaras, Scott Macdonald and Aiden Mcgeady.

Apperance
He changes his hair every week and he recently had to get it all shaved off as there was a sudden outbreak of headlice in his family and everyone was infected.

Sports
He plays football for Bowhouse fc and often misses shots from around five yardsbut scores some goal kicks