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Cameron Barrett
Cameron Barrett is the greatest athlete in the history of Xaverian theater. He has participated in productions such as It's a Wonderful Life, Footloose, The Boys Next Door, The Pajama Game, All My Sons, Godspell, The Man Who Came To Dinner, and Oklahoma. Cameron is far superior to all other athletes in currently in the program, especially Evan Wong. Cameron received Best Performance during his sophomore year for his role of Arnold in The Boys Next Door. He is currently the front runner for Gold Medal recipient. Christopher J. Prall, Samuel Zatkowski, and John Smith have nothing on him. God save the people. And the Queen.

Life
Noah Denzer is the most interesting man in the world. Noah does not sleep, he waits. Noah tells Hoops to get off the ropes. Noah makes the X-Men look good. Noah does not sing, he bends sound. Noah's bow ties tie themselves. Noah alone has the ability to shave Belmo's mustache. Noah does not eat, the food dives into his mouth. Popeye eats spinach, Noah drinks Coca-Cola.

History of the Chirish people and their contributions to society
Evan Wong

Life
Evan Wong met Cameron Barrett in the 9th grade. Everything before that was a mistake and will not be covered in this article. Since that day, Evan's life became amazing, even though he is mediocre. He is the greatest Chirish person who ever lived, but also the most mediocre Chirish person to ever live. Evan's asian/irish heritage has made him an ideal candidate for a fusion chef. Once, Evan ate a cupcake whole. He looked like a frog. Evan likes Almonds. Evan once met Tom Cruise. He enjoyed this encounter.

The Last Mimzy
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Matt Arsenault
The main character of the group, he is friends with everyone else.

Arsenault, Matt
Alter-ego of Matt Arsenault, only other member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Arsenaults

Dark Magician Girl
Cause of all the sexual tension, causes alter-egos to battle over her.

Godzilla
Not the main villain of the series

Will Smith
The actual villain of the series

Life
See, Ulrich Zwingli

Singing Career
Eric decided to join the X-men, and sing his little heart out. Unfortunately, Eric's heart couldn't take it, and they had to perform surgery. His heart grew three sizes that day. It's such a shame that Professor Xavier couldn't sing due to laryngitis and had to retire. The X-men relocated to Canada where they performed for 'Justin Bieber's next top superstar and sang Here comes the Sun and Margaritaville. Jimmy Buffet would've been proud. Unfortunately, they did not make it past the 14th round of the live shows out of 27. Luckily, the X-men survived on the island and found out when it was. (See, Lost)

Greg
(See, Pringles)

Life
Greg lives in Randolph. He has a pool. Greg's life is very exciting.

Early Childhood
As a child, Joe enjoyed watching the drones fly over the destroyed wasteland that was his home. As he grew up, Joe decided to become the creator of better drones that would not destroy things, but deliver presents. Joe decided to combat Santa Claus by founding Amazon's drones program. But Joe sold it to start playing football. As starting Halfdollarback for the Hawks, Joe threw for -937 yards and ran for 16 west runs. Sports!