User:Camgiganet

Wikipedia anything
I am creating this page to show that you can learn anything, true or false on wikipedia.

ANNE
This specific post is about Anne "black panther" Lauren. If you don't know Anne, go to hell.

First off I might as well tell you about Anne's background. Anne was born on August 30, 1994 in a carwash somewhere in the wilderness of Kenya. She was raised by giraffes. As a child, she was ridiculed at school for she a small houseboat attached to her right ancle. At 5"2, she was defenceless.

After living with her gardian giraffes for 8 years, they died of an extensive case of gonerreah. This devastation made it difficult to go back to work as a the little old lady who lived in Barack Obama's shoe. So for the next 2 years anne made a living by being the captain of a boat in the 1920's that crashes into an iceberg. Work life came to be stressfull to anne. so she decided to settle down and marry a two headed dragon. They spent 12 happy years living in a cupcake near lake Ontario, Canada. Dragon had a successful chain of heating and air businesses. They lived a happy life before the dragon was brutally raped and murdered by hamsters.

4 weeks later, Anne died of diabetes.