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Discovered in 1845 on the dry shore of the Dead Sea, the Austin was created by the congealed forces of the salt in the lake. However, this is not the only place they have been spotted. They have also been known to roam Nazi, Germany. At least, before the Holocaust. There is only one thing saltier than this terrifying creature. Austin's father was known to cause more salt density than the whole ocean combined. But, he is no longer with us. After being brutally beaten because of his lack of personality, Austin decided a new route; To take the path of his father.

Many have been known to spot the rare specimen in the halls of an unidentified school in Utah. But, many have died trying to contact this creature. Witnesses have explained how the salt was so dense, that even Noah's flood could not diffuse it. In fact, only few have actually come into close association with individual. But, we all know that they're just there to amuse his demonic soul.

But, we cannot pretend like these beastly creatures are not here. Look for the signs. They are known to have a name that starts with "A", have a relatively tall height, and have a personality faker than Caitlyn Jenner. But, there's not much we can do to stop they're saltiness. It's incurable, inevitable, and a terrifying fate to this world. If you ever spot a Salty creature like Austin; Or the more proclaimed name, "Aussalt", Please contact the Authorities.

Stay away from the Aussault. Don't cause the Holocaust. Bring cookies for Jim.

"Stay away from the Aussalt. It's for the Holocause" -Jim, 1854