User:Can't sleep, clown will eat me









Yeah! A year later and you are still giving me nightmare. A mod no less! Arrrggghhhhh!!! __earth (Talk) 07:13, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Beware of the penguin. He has heavily armed friends. :-) Random Passer-by 21:28, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Query: Is this perchance the clown that could have possibly eaten Bart, or the clown from Poltergeist that was being parodied? They both make me scared; I can't sleep now. Tim Sailor 02:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Four months later and you're still giving me nightmares. __earth (Talk) 16:47, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

As long as I keep on editing Wikipedia, the demons of the night cannot catch me... (The demons have been vanquished!--Josh 01:31, 16 May 2006 (UTC)) K-UNIT 04:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep!!!! The person that is in danger of being eaten by the clown will eat me!!!!--Adam (talk) 23:50, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Please put some chicken noodle soup on your page. I have the flu (and can't sleep because I am hallucinating evil clowns). dbtfz talk 09:34, 6 March 2006 (UTC) Feelin' much better now. Thanks for the soup. :-) dbtfz talk 06:10, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

I am The top :p

Your username makes me smile! HeyNow10029 20:29, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Looks Like I'm on top now, Windy ;-) --Goatrider 07:19, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I AM AT THE TOP -WindFish 09:24, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

ok --Theone3 10:38, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

Shan't. So there. Morwen - Talk 10:39, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You are giving me a nightmare. __earth 02:04, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

I just changed the emote to make it seem more of a polite plee not to vandalise. You look cuter that way Anonymous Contributor 11:16, 9 January 2006

You have the best username ever. &mdash; Ilyan e  p   (Talk)  05:01, 8 January 2006 (UTC)

Idem Federico Pistono  ✆   ✍  00:31, 9 January 2006 (UTC)

Nomen omen est. :) Jamyskis Whisper, Contribs 23:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

Fooooooooood! *glomp* Jellyfisho 13:37, 19 January 2006 (UTC) Clowns eat food too


 * You can make meatloaf out of children. Children are afterall, meat. Avriette 04:47, 1 February 2006 (UTC)


 * Is manchild a white meat? &mdash;A 08:08, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
 * That would depend on the ancestry. SteinAlive | &#9742; | &#9737; 05:44, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm Chicken - Mike Beckham 08:40, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

LOL --Zzzzzzus 11:58, 23 January 2006 (UTC)zzzzzzus

YUCK Brownies - Mike Beckham 00:10, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

A single statement meant to be funny by itself--Theloniouszen 08:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

mm ill take some of the marmot tarte please, with a large dollop of ketchupBenon 09:26, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

whats in and alcholic?Benon 17:48, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

omg how can we have a piza without the anchoviesBenon 09:44, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Dude, there's a golden bunny in your fridge (not that there's anything wrong with that)! No Guru 16:36, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm sleepy Danny Lilithborne 09:37, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Mmmmmm, insomnia...... *gargle* Kntrabssi 05:32, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm, all the food is good. I'm not an insomniac per se, but I like to stay up late, and we are oten on RC patrol at the same time during recent nights in the past few weeks. It can be pretty entertaining. One vandal kept adding nonsense about Chuck Norris to varoius articles, and I had no idea who he was before, so I was inspired to look at his article. Anyway, I like to eat snacks like candy, chips and pretzels when editing Wikipedia at night. Academic Challenger 09:51, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

I can never get to sleep at night. My mind is restless. Interesting name, by the way--Acebrock 06:29, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Iron helps us play! -- Samir ∙  (the scope) 09:58, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun. – ClockworkSoul 05:47, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

I wish I knew how to sleep. --Scaife   (Talk)   Don't forget Hanlon's Razor 08:03, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Need......appetizah! Man...sleep would be a good thing too. Kukini 07:32, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

You add depth and meaning to the wikipedia experience...but make sure not to be exposed to over-illumination, a cause of circadian rhythm distrubance. Anlace 15:09, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Also caused by the Irish TKE 03:47, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep, waste of time. Considering Uberman schedule. Expect to crash for 16 hours straight 2 days in. ZoFreX 04:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep, vandal will eat me. :) Algebra 16:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Vandals can't sleep! Can't sleep, clown will eat me will eat them. Keep it up! -- Szvest 12:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC) Wiki me up™

Hmm... you know, it's 3 A.M. somewhere... Matt Yeager  ♫  (<font color="#00AA88">Talk? ) 23:35, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

The Federated States of Imnsonia... pop. 156 million and growing... Buchanan-H  e  rmit™ .. SCREAM!!! .... 08:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Ummm ... why don't you just say 'no'? Kaimiddleton 05:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

Let a wimple cancel ten owls. Well, cancel a wet simpleton. Ten cetaceans will mop well. A sceptical Ellen won't mewl. Cleduc 02:22, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Clowns don't eat all of you silly. They eat you like fried chicken!!!-Gangsta-Easter-Bunny 12:16, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Though you can't sleep because of a clown, you are the doom-bringer for vandals! Funnybunny (talk/Counter Vandalism Unit) 03:49, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for protecting my favorite articles against vandalism. And, to keep you awake whilst looking for vandals, here is another clown picture, and one of my favorites. : ) Madman 17:11, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Wow, a lot of insomnimaniacs. ;) I didn't sleep very much at all last night (or the night before, but at least then I stayed in bed), so I got up at about half past midnight. Now I know that sleep is a good thing. :P —$ΡЯΙNGεrαgђ (-¢| ε  |Ŀ|T|♫-) 19:38, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, I slept like a charm. A little bothered by my big red nose, as usual, but tonight I didn't have trouble digesting that fat kid.--SidiLemine 09:03, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

I used to have dreams about a scary clown (seriously), but now I don't sleep, so it's no longer a problem.--The Great Llama(speak to the Llama!)

"You gotta believe me, Mandy! Clowns are nothing but ultimate EVIL!!! They want to become the dominant species on the planet-and they'll DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!!" Link 486

Can't sleep... must eat clown clowner chowder... — <font color=#336600 face=papyrus>E <font color=darkred face=papyrus>ditor at L arge  <font color=darkgoldenrod face=papyrus>( speak )  22:59, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm actually nocternal, does that still count? Dfrg.m s c 1. 2 . Editor Review 07:09, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Your name inspires to new heights of random acts of zaniness. Sethie 23:08, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

I am very much a night person, yes. Tonight though, it is partially caused by me being sick and not feeling like sleeping, while not particularly wanting to be awake either. Grand master  ka  10:19, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

I think I'm naturally nocturnal too... if left to my own devices I tend to go to bed when it's getting light. Unfortunately university doesn't mix well with being nocturnal! --Deskana (For Great Justice!)  11:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Haven't you figured out? We're already in a giant clown. The whole universe is. I'm frightened particularly by the prospect that a large blob of gastric ooze may dissolve the planet. Any second now... --queso man 03:19, 28 January 2007 (UTC)



Well, clowns are supposed to be funny and entertaining to people of all ages.

A clown is not a cannibal. So you don't have to worry about it. King Lopez 10:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)





http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-10/2705_PBF012AD-Gotcha_The_Clown.jpg bbx 09:49, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I second that. --Yodamace1 01:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
 * I third that. SU Linguist 20:39, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I fourth that, I've seen your name about 50 times in the last hour on the recent edits page. -Painezor 04:46, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I fifth that. Keep up the good work.King Lopez 09:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I sixth that. You are the greatest clown. Extremely sexy 16:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I seventh that. Thanks. Detlef 04:04, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I eighth it ... now my tummy aches <font color="Blue">J <font color="Red">A <font color="Green">X <font color="Blue">HERE | <font color="Blue">T <font color="Red">a <font color="Green">l <font color="Blue">k 03:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
 * I nineth that jak 03:24, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I tenth it ;P -- Nbound 06:36, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
 * I eleventh it :P (MUST KILL ALL VANDALS!!!!) -- Daandyman 11:31, 18 February 2007 (GMT)
 * I XIIth it. <tt>:D</tt> Cheers, <font color="#4169E1">S <font color="#120a8f">.D. <font color="#120a8f">¿п?  § 03:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
 * BAH! ENOUGH! Who wants to come with me to go pig out at the fridge? :) <font color="cyan" font size="6" face="RADAGUND">D <font color="#9acd32" font size="6" face="RADAGUND">T <font color="orange" font size="6" face="RADAGUND">D

You are da bomb! TNTfan101 02:15, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
 * Nope: he was => "boom". Extremely sexy 12:41, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Hi ; ) just passing by to say it amused me to see you revert the vandal "speedy deletion" edit in Corky. The same guy succeeded in having my (good) translation of the article deleted hours after I wrote it – with the same reason given in German (and the responsible admin refuses to restore it). Your action makes me take this with ease, since you are an admin yourself. Best wishes, Regenspaziergang 23:25, 28 June 2007 (UTC) btw. 01:25 am here ^^

You truly have changed my life. Shikyo3 15:57, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I had a depressingly fun revelation of which you should be aware: I know nothing about you, but I realized we strangely share something in common: our love of children. I honestly don't know how many of your 6-month school blocks of repeatedly "innocent" children I've had to get extended when they expire and the little, ermm, "rascals," show up again to make our lives interesting. I can't sleep-- kids will vandalize me. Heh, anyway, keep up the great work and cheers. :) -- slakr 16:47, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Your page rocks! Singyouranthem 12:13, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

A clown tried to eat me when I was five years old. I tried kicking it, but it wouldn't stop biting my leg :( --Shroopliss 01:38, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

You're certainly not alone in your fear of clowns or coulrophobia: I can't stand clowns, can't even say why because I've never had any clowns threaten me. I never even heard of John Wayne Gasey until adulthood.. "It" scared the crap out of me though.. had nightmares for weeks. LOL
 * --Dp67 | QSO | Sandbox | UBX's 11:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Love the page, love the name, love the episode of The Simpsons you got it from, great job! --Simpsons fan 66 06:11, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Can't sleep, Can't sleep, Clown will eat me will eat me. :P Jump! Slash! Dash! Ouch! Super Mario SonicBOOM! 16:34, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

What you have heard is true. Why just last night I fell asleep and not a moment later I was eaten. -- Nealparr  (talk to me) 09:59, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

They haunt me in my dreams... esp. the goth-ish clowns. However, coulophobia (sp?) is not a big problem I suffer from. My parents think its stupid. Though I avoid them on the Fourth of July... they are definitely freakish. -- Éowyn  of Rohan  | Talk (MWB) 18:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi There, How are you so majorly awesome at finding vandals and banishing them? Seems like you have a gift. You never seem to be wrong and you always explain yourself afterwards. You are truly great.CaptainWicked (talk) 21:54, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

You are truly great. Probably the most unique user on wiki but the most loved as well. You have a history that is treasured resulting in millions of users knowing you and admiring what you do including me. It is sad that i was not on to vote for your RFA because i wanted to show my support just like everyone else. Well so long from me. Roadrunnerz45 (talk) 08:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC)