User:Can't sleep, clown will eat me/fanmail

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piss off you ass-end of a pregnant walrus you disgust me and everyone in your family. you are two thirds of being man you cannot reproduce because you are living in a test tube of emotion you are despised by all. to know more go to [removed]

p.s. plz unblock me u bastard

authorized by the australian government of canberra

unblock me you idiot what the hell do you think your on. i was only a part of wikipedia for all of 5 minutes before you blocked me. for what reason was your block? i would like at least a page of information or will report you for being a rogue.

hey u seemed to have blocked me for some reason. i have never vandalised ur article and i need it for my re project. so if u think u r playin a funny prank, i will rip that red nose of ur stupid face and force feed it down ur stupid throat. thank you and please unblock me.

stop messin wit my head

thankyou for banning my school from editing the english wikipedia, cud u do me a favour tho, for a laugh cud u ban the whole schools ip address from editing any countries wikipedia permanently and even juist ban us from the site forever as i wud love to have achieved something in this school, please help me do so AND i'm a prefect it is for the good of the school. go on, u kno u want to. our ip address is [removed]  so go on, ban us cheers dude dave xxx

p.s i love u

This is a message from the staff at Wikipedia You have not been using our site properly FIX WIKIPEDIA BACK PLEASE!!! Please do so soon, as your account we will delete it in ten days if you do not do so. Thank you, The Staff at Wikipedia

(Subject: UNBLOCK SCHOOL OR FACE BANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Dear Clownhead, Please unblock Melbourne High School by 14th of June, 2006 or I will immidiately ban you (with my connections) from ever using Wikipedia at your IP address. Yours Faithfully, Alistair

I am coming to eat your face off for i am a clown. then i will go to your house and feed your face to M.J. you evil animal molesting evil whorezilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so the ip that you banend was froam the ahigh scvhool thtat uia'm at and my firends got into my email arddress and threataend you and i goti n big trouble beacuse of ait aadnd im beiong recomomende dfor exuaplusion so ia'tm really sorrya dgffor any invcocneinece that ia weould havea caused ayou and awyoould you pleasease unban athet schjool i promsieoj it wont' ahappen agagioan thaskns for yaour assatince --ian (ps i got the laslt laugh aecause my brothehr knweos this aguy and he baeta the shiot pout of all opfa them so youll bea happy to knwowo that!!)

You are a real duchbag. my contributions are perfectly fine, and nothing bad came of them. Honestly, water, what ever. Go sit in your clown stupidness and I hope you never stop your insomnia!

Dude, just because you're white does not give you the right to oppress me and my people! You son of a bitch! I demand a public apology! I WILL find you hunt you down and circumcise your Gentile ass and then I'll do it to your parents, your children and basically anyone that ever even knew you! Vengence will be mine!

wat the fuck dude

yew got the hole skewl blockd from editing stuff .. we was having fun with this nd yew go nd have to ruin it all yew selfish feral

yew better work yor ass of to get this unblockd .. ND QUIK

if we find out hu yew ar yor in shit ayy

hate is a strong word but i HATE yew
 * .. ruin my fun

Unblock me from wikopedia you faggot, this is a school computer!!! You are an ass-ramming pussy hater and you have similarities to an anal-dwelling gremlin. P.S. are you tired?

You are a total jackass. We had a legitimate Wiki. It was Battlefield Podcast. You can't just go deleting people's Wikis. That would be abusing. And you wouldn't wanna be reported. Because then what would you do for the whole day? You fat ass nerd. Who the fuck spends their whole day editing thousands of Wikis? Only jackasses like you.

From: ricky bobby 

YOU EDITED MY WIKIPEDIA PAGE! ITS DESTROYED!! NOW U HAVE BLOCKED ALL OF CRSS!!! U SON OF A BITCH

i dont think that u deserve any chips from the wide selection i currently have in my swag bag.

just carry on sniffing pants or whatever it is that u do with urself if you were a tyre ud be a flat one that doesnt work. stop being a gay

Milky ps stop being a gay

How come you blocked me for expressing my views of the Liberal Party of Canada THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! your a conservative hater and a liberal lover you blocked me because i am a conservative, if your actions against my right to chose my political parties and express my views on them are violated again i will be taking legal action.

Im sorry that i hate gays and i called mr graham gay, i had a bad child hood. I was beaten as a child, just because i was beaten i have different views on life it doesnt mean you have to discriminate against me sir.

WHY HAVE U BLOCKED ME? I HAVE NOT EDITED WIKIPEDIA IN ANY WAY! I HAVE NOT EDITED WIKIPEDIA IN WEEKS AND MONTHS! WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE? I AM EXTREMELY PISSED OFF BY ADMINS TELLING ME THAT I AM VANDALISING WIKIPEDIA.ORG BY EDITING AND WRITING WRONG INFORMATION! WHEN I HAVE NOT DONE SO! WDF ARE U ALL DOING? CLARIFY BEFORE DOING THIS!!!!! AND FKIN TELL UR OTHER ADMINS THAT THEY R SO FKIN BLOCKING THE WRONG PERSON! REPLY TO ME I DEMAND A REPLY FROM WIKIPEDIA'S INCOMPETANT ADMINISTRATORS!!

Why am i blocked u bum face i didnt do ne thing and u blocked me i need that info for school and oh thats im coming after u with my mach 10

hey u dont know me but u bloked me from editing wikipedia!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! i made 1 comment about cosi and updated it!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U!!! the site left out 3 main charecters and i also forgot another 1 justin the social worker...y was i blocked!!! THIS IS SO RUDE!!! i am deeply offended and pissed off...who are u 2 block me?...the comment i wrote was lagit...read the bludy play if u disagree!!! i performed it 4 my year 12 play so i do know a lot about it!!! i demand u un block me!!!

what the hell!!!

from rach

For some reason you have blocked me from editing wikipedia sites because I have been attempting to add factual accuracies to the INACCURACIES THAT YOU  AND THE REST OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST LOBBY HAVE BEEN INSISTING MONOPOLIZE WIKIPEDIA.

U R DOOMED DONT ASK ME Y OR HW BUT U R DOOMED SORREE N GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

unblock me or you will pay!!!!!!!!!!! Talk:Surviving veterans of World War I - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I am going to hunt you down and inflate one of your baloon in your windpipe. When thats done I'm going to peel your skin off and use it to make a drum for my new band. Then I'm going to use a pizza cutter to carefully perfrom surgery on your skull, and let my cat feed on the part of your brain used for higher reasoning.

From: michael daryllin  What sort of retarded frealk thinks clowns will eat people???? You need to get help desperately and get a LIFE what the hell are you the wikipedia police??? I do not think so!! Love you so much Michael the man eating clown p.s. wouldnt sleep tonight I am HUNGRY

u failure of life. Don't block me again u gypsy.

Good job naming yourself after a shirt you read in a Hot Topic. You should probably kill yourself.

My Uncle is a lawyer and he will sue Wikipedia for being so disrespcetful to users, and also false opinions.

From: clown hater 

we are an innoicent catholic skool, WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CLOWN MAN "!!!!!

Wow, you are really high on the totem pole of the largest fraudulent medium on the internet. I applaud you. Thanks for looking out for wikipedia's "best interests."

i am very upset and wish to report you to the human rights council. the aim of my friends and i is to spread wisdom about constipation all over the world and now our work has been ruined by you.

Why are you such a weirdo??

unblock us from wikipedia or get mega spam! gaahahhahjgajgshgafsobfn lghbfpøephghwrgbreh ur a nuuuuuub wiki mod clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

your name sucks and do u really think if people search herb on wikipedia they will write down that he has fantasys about naked men playing wiffleball...NO...were just having a good time

thanks for blocking me from wikipedia. Why don't you go back to your mom's basement and play dungeons and dragons.

Who r u u blocked me from wikipedia u meanie I didn’t do nufin don’t block me mad roar I like food who r u people r trashing data funny

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