User:Canadaclaus/sandbox

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The real facts of Canadamas. All of this is based on opinions not facts. This is a fact known by the creator. Sandwich,a common word in the American society, is actually pronounced Samich. Another misconception that people have created is reality. Reality is tough to swallow but is not real. Reality was conceived in late 1492 in the mind of the Norwegian farmer Saddam Hussein who's purpose was to defeat and end the Nazi rein over the great Waffle House on the East Coast. Saddam would not achieve his goals due to the strongest worldly force. The worlds strongest force is the USMC, behind them is overly attached females with a gun, no Starbucks, and a flip phone. The female is the one who created Canadamas (a religious holiday for the nation of Canada). This holiday was created to be the only time Canadians can get mad. Mother America, home of freedom and the USMC, created a comical romance of this holiday which is called The Purge which was a hit. The blockbuster had a sequel which had nothing to do with the original, yes we know here that it isn't a sequel but we like to call it a sequel due to the fact that sequels have nothing to do with the original movie. This outrage created a new disease called the vinerus which mocked the scariest thing alive, a mom who you've ignored calls. These particular beings happen to not understand vines and instead resort to admiring Captain America, the best super hero ever while the vinerus attacks their kin. The vinerus is related to a disease, social media, which skews the kin and makes them depressed with twisted views of themselves ,(etc)(not to be confused with ecstasy)