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Canadian Handball Association
Canadian Handball Association, (or CHA) is a league in which the sport of European handball is played in 16 teams in the country parlimentary republic of Canada. It is played in indoor arenas, stadiums, or elementary school play-yards. The attendance is usually from 100 to 7 people. Each team has 24 members, (if said team can find that many.)

History
The CHA was founded on August 16, 2008. A slightly drunk 22-year-old man named Charlie Herrington from Moose Jaw, Manitoba, was watching the 2008 olympic games on his television, and he saw a match of european handball. He got so bored of it that he fall asleep 3 minutes into the match. He had absolutely no contribution to the creation of the Canadian Handball Association. It is actually unknown how the CHA was started. It was probably an idiotic drunk Canadian business- man felt like starting the CHA, and he is probably know banging his head against the wall about his failed investment.

Calgary cowtippers

Vancouver vandrivers

Edmonton antfarms

Moose Jaw Mountylovers

Winnepeg Wisheywashers

Saskatoon syrupsamplers

The Eastern Division

Toronto tinkles

New Brunswick bumblebees

Montreal macaronichuggers

Quebec pricklers

Halifax hobos

Ottowa Beaversnatchers