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Kotter RockHard is the current program director and on-air personality for FM radio station ROCK 103.9, owned by Brazos Valley Communications, and located in Bryan, TX. He is the host of the station's weekday morning program "The RockHard Morning Show". The show combines the station's trademark rotation of rock music and Kotter's own commentary on various current affairs, and includes weekly visits from local officials from the cities of both Bryan and College Station.

Early Life
Kotter was born in a small town. To this day, no one is quite sure what small town exactly, as his parents were trapeze artists in a travelling circus/Baptist revival camp. At a very young age, it was noted that his cranium was three times as large as a normal child his age. A doctor diagnosed him with a very large brain. The doctor would suggest a very radical procedure for the time, in order to deflate his cranial capacity. The procedure: medicinal cannabis eight times daily. The dosage required two hits in the morning, three in the afternoon and three more throughout the evening before bedtime. By the time he reached the age of four years old, his head had been reduced to half its previous size.

During this medical process, a discovery was made by Kotter's parents. Kotter was able to guess the size of a woman's breasts to within half a bra size. That, and the fact that he was a cello virtuoso.