User:Cancer.Man.9

How The Story Goes...
Cancer.Man.9 is an immortal being who has survived numerous blows to his Wikipedia page (and left shoulder). After the 2003 Wikipedia Massacre (in which 2642.5 user pages were deleted), Cancer.Man.9 declared war on Wikipedia Vandals. The Vandals responded to this by deleting his page.Cancer.Man.9 quickly restored his page, but the Vandals struck again, once again deleting his user page. This continued for some time, until the Vandals became victorious and drove Cancer.Man.9 insane. On the 10th of June 2004 Cancer.Man.9 disappeared from the mental hospital he was residing in.

The authorites efforts to locate Cancer.Man.9 proved unsuccessful, and many came to the conclusion that Cancer.Man.9 was most likely dead.

In the summer of 2005 something unexpected happened… The Cancer.Man.9 user page was restored. This was followed by numerous sightings of Cancer.Man.9 (some of which described him as a batman like creature). Many prolific Wikipedia Vandals were being murdered. The National death toll was going up while the rate of vandalism on Wikipedia was going down. These events started speculation that Cancer.Man.9 was back and extracting his revenge on those who had taken so much from him.

On the 10th of June 2005 the rumors were confirmed. Cancer.Man.9, now dressed as a superhero and killing Wikipedia vandals daily had returned. In an interview with the vampire, Cancer.Man.9 described his long and dangerous journey that had made him stronger than ever before.

Criminal Record:
The following was 'borrowed' from the South SouthVille Police Station on the 3rd of April 2008.

0.1 accounts of robbery(he once took 2 free samples from a 'take one' free sample box).

2754(and counting) Wikipedia Vandals killed (this does not count as murder as Wikipedia Vandals are not real people).

1 account of pissing a federal judge off. He called his daughter fat (In other words, he got in trouble for telling the truth).

Confirmed Sightings:
Sighted in an interview with the vampire desribing long, dangerous, boring and erotic journey.

Sighted inpersonating Dr Phil. Repetedly used the words 'My Mamma used to say'.

Alleged Sightings:
A University Proffessor nameed John 'I like reality TV' Smith claimed to have see Cancer.Man.9 though his telescope around 3pm. Later reports found that John did not even own a telescope and that he was also a four time amputee.

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