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Squirrely McSquirrels
Squirrely McSquirrels was born in 2007 in a tree outside of a small French villiage near the border with Germany. At the tender age of 2 weeks, he ran away from his drey and down the road into the nearby town. There, he lived on hand outs from kind strangers who were amused at his wee squirreliness for a number of days before becoming bored with his surroundings. It was then that he made the hard decision to wander away from his place of birth. As his mother later recalled,

I was terrified when I found out he had left the town. It's a big world out there for a tiny squirrel. Yet, I knew that if anyone could survive, even thrive, within it, that squirrel would certainly be Squirrely. I have given birth to 30, maybe 40 wee squirrels, but none were ever like him!