User:Cannualiciat/Tiger Towel

The TIGER TOWEL is TIGER TOWEL and that is all that needs to be known.

All should follow TIGER TOWEL on FACEBOOK and do as Tiger Towel says.

Interests include (as listed on facebook): EATING YOU, MAULING YOU, TERRORIZING YOU, SNUGGLING, TEACHING YOU THAT CONCEPTS SUCH AS GOOD AND EVIL ARE NOT UNIVERSAL AND THAT TIGER TOWEL'S DECISIONS ARE ARBITRARY AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH TIGER TOWEL'S EVER-CHANGING LAWS, PLAYING WITH GIANT BEACH BALL, TEARING STUFF UP, GAZELLES, ROARING, PACING BACK AND FORTH.

TIGER TOWEL currently has over 650 fans.