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Raphael Kostopoulos

Raphael Kostopoulos, formally known as Yusef Agha, was born on the 6/6/1996, in Cyprus, Turkey.

Despite his Ottoman heritage, he secretly wishes that he was born in Greece, as he loves tzatziki. To follow his love for tzatiki, he moved to Greece. After the move, he changed his name, to embrace his love for his new found home.

During the week, Mr. Kostopoulos plays video games, where he stars as Zeus and engages in making love with Ganymede. He also works on a corner store, selling Greek flags, and lecturing people on the fall of Constantinople, and how he wishes he was there to fight.

On his weekends in Greece, he enjoys smoking shisha, and eating kebabs. Mr. Kostopoulos also enjoys long, romantic walks on the beach with his boyfriend, Adem, and pet llama called George. Adem and Raphael are in love and always hold hands. George and Raphael have been friends for many years, however one day, Raphael wishes to make llama kebabs.

Mr. Kostopoulos also engages in 'the game.'

He likes pineapples

he likes bathmats

and he likes male buttocks.

When he is bored, he tells people that he is bored.

Thank you for reading, the end!