User:CapitalistCash

Born in Zimbabwe, watching nazi cartoon network day and night, CapitalistCash dreamed of being able to zucc the inside of small pumpkins. Born around the time of tor, he grew up going through the ages of 0 to at least like 9. His favorite meal was believed to be dandelions and tartar sauce, or pb&j. Through his high school years, he went to school. Through the summers of like 2014 until 2018, he didn't go to school. (He didn't go to school during the other summers either. Wearing nike shoes and hoodies, he was warm when it was cold, and his feet were comfy while he walked. Since he was not good at tennis, he never played tennis. Other sports he wasn't good at was eating competitions (being from Zimbabwe, he wasn't used to eating,) soccer, racket ball, pool, bowling, lacrosse, football, basketball, baseball, track, and other sports you can think of.