User:CaptainJerry

'''-- All children are gifted...۩ Some just open their presents later than others! -- Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.' -- ♪ Girls go to college to get more knowledge ♪ ♫ Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider ♫ -- Girl's playground chant (Kimberly)'''