User:Captain Lumberjack

Captain Lumberjack is one of the most coolest rocking da bomb awsome people on the online RPG Kingdom of Loathing,. He is currently a rocking level 9 Bullfrog Overseer. He hopes to one day become a Turtle Tamer. His current Maximum for HP is 123 and for Musclarity points, 49. Captain Lumberjack's muscle is 79, his mysticality is 49, and his Moxie is 42. With 11 more muscle, he gets to level 10. -He is currently (11/8/05 5:26ish) equipped with: -eXtreme scarf -spiked femur -snowboarder pants -enchanted brass knuckles -badass belt -Dyspepsi-Cola shield

-He is currently (11/8/05 5:25ish)with his familiar: -Joebidiah the 14 pound Howling Balloon Monkey (197 kills) -equipped with tiny balloon knife

-His other familiars currently (11/8/05 5:25ish) are: -Spartacus the 20 pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (433 kills) -equipped with palm-froun toupee -Grim Reaper the 7 pound Mosquito (49 kills) -equipped with lead necklace -Ishmael "Ishy Joe" Joebidiah the 1 pound Grue (0 kills) -Lumerjack Zombie the 1 pound Ghoul (0 kills)

-His skills currently (11/8/05 5:25ish) are: -Liver of Steel -Patience of the Tortise -Armorcraftiness

If you think you are more rocking awsome than Captain Lumberjack, join KOL (Kingdom of Loathing) and tell him so. Also, while you're there please be his friend, he needs one. Tell him you read this, it'll make him feel special.