User:Captain Pedant

Hi! Captain Pedant here. It's just possible that one or two readers of Wiki might get the in-joke. I'm an Englishman, born in 1960, with something of the pretentious tosser about me, an incurable detail-wonkishness that is sometimes useful and often annoying, and a hobbit-like fondness for books and Web pages filled with things I already know, set out fair and square with no contradictions. Hope someone enjoys my bumbling efforts!