User:Captain clunge

V icky connors 

Vicky connors born 1984 in greece. Moved to merthyr tydfil from her native home due to an arrest following a feta cheese conspiracey.

whilst living in Merthyr, vicky soon became commonly known as 'conkers' "the barron pimp of the vallys." a ruthless sheep pimp that would stop at nothing. . . should any of her 'Hoe's' got out of hand.

Conkers also shot to fame as a Whitney Houston impersonator in 1998, however her fame was short lived. In 2001 Conkers was again arrested for yet another conspiracy. Vicky was placed on remand for the collapes of the twin towers in New York (Although this was never confirmed.)

Conkers would spend the next three years in Guantanimo bay teaching anger management to her inmates. in 2005 Conkers was reported to have escaped in the back of a waste disposal truck, it was said that she spent 6 days in festering fecal matter before eventually escaping. (It rumoured that the gruling 6 days That 'Conkers' spent in the back of the truck has perminently altered the pigmentation of her skin.)

To this date, Vicky "Conkers" Connors where abouts are still unknown, The F.B.I Have placed her third on their most wanted list and offer a $50,000,001 reward if captured dead, $20 fine alive.

If anyone has any information or think they may know were she may be hidding, they should report her to the nearest police station, do not approach Conkers as it is said that she has the ability to screach so loud, that she can fatally injur someone form 30meters and is always armed an dangerous. (because she screaches like a banche 24-7)

However, Conkers as a weekness for cake and curry an has been reported to enjoy both at the same time. The F.B.I are holding onto the hope that the only weekness in Vickys armour will ultimately be her demise.