User:Captin flamingo

Captin Flamingo plan(s)
Hello my name is Captin Flamingo,and I am here to save you from the giant man eating.....(should I say it... DUN DUN DUN)...... OREO!!!!!!!! This is a very diffuclut and challenging process. First, you must find out were this dilightful chocolate filled with cream dilight is. By using a Orethermointer with locates this monster that is exactully, 2 and 1/4 of a millimeter long and 500 and 2 cents wide!!!!So This Orethermointer tracks down the oreo by the dropplings of cream,(FYI this oreo monster is only a baby...) Next, once you have located your oreo target you take out your......... MICROWAVE....... which melts your monster. Third, you pull out your spoonfimbulantiobliamoreo, (a long word for simpley a spoon) and very carfully you..... JUMP AND SCREEM AND STAB THE OREO WITH YOUR spoonfibulantioliamoreo AND DIGG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then once everyones clapping for your generous eating of an oreo you tell the world that you are a bad guy and..... your next plan of ruleing the world is erupting...., First you take a straw and a teddy bear and suck everyones brains out of their minds. Than once you have all their brains you must sqash them together into and giant,steaming,hot lava, and flowers pot. (but before you do this you might want to take all the miget minds out... don't let me get into any names..(staring at Rocco, Adian, Byron, and Sarah)    Once all of the brains are mixed together you but them into a a baggie and soon you will have a giant man-eating COW!!!       So once Niquelle,Amara,Antonietta,Ms.stewart, Mrs.Lowe, and the rest of the world is in my control and Rocco, Aiden, Byron, and Sarah are pencials. I will use the money to buy a WHOLE bunch of earl grey tea and giant doughnuts to have a nice tea party with my Grannie.

By. Captin Flamingo (AKA your fellow classmate.... Maglyn)