User:Captsaveaho1

How I Became Captain Save-A-Ho

One afternoon about 4 pm I was sitting and playing cards with TJ. As we were sitting there I was people watching and I noticed from the corner of the pub a female walking down the sidewalk and she from a distance looked very good. As she got closer I told TJ that I would bet him $20 that she was going to come in the office to see me. I assured him that I had never ever seen or talked to this woman before but I would bet him that she was coming here. He wouldn’t take the bet. As she walked in the office I noticed that she was tall maybe 5’9” Red Hair, very nice looking. TJ asked me how did I know that she was coming here. I told him to look in her hand and that envelope that she was carrying had her jail personals in it.

As she walked in she came over to the desk and said you must be Rico. And I said yes I am what can I do for you, and who are you? She said that her name was Shelly and she had just got out after 9 months and that for 9 months she heard about me everyday and was tired of hearing all the stories and wanted to meet me for herself. I ask her how she got here and she said that she walked from the core building on Ortiz. That is a long walk. She said that it took her about 2 hours to walk here and that she was tired. I told her to take a seat. She said that I had a nickname in the jail. She said that all the girls knew of me and I asked what that nickname was, and she said that all the girls knew me as Captain Save a ho. me and TJ laughed our asses off. This was the first time that I had ever been called that but it certainly would not be the last. The name captain Save a ho has stuck to me still 4 years later. I guess I will forever be remembered by that name. She took a seat and asked me when I was leaving and I asked why? She said that she was going home with me to see if all the stories were true. I asked what stories and she said that she would tell me when we were alone. I said that it was ok and she said that she heard that I ate pussy very well and that I had a nice dick. I laugh and tell her that there is definitely only one way to find this out. She says that, that is why she is going home with me. Since its almost 5 I start to close everything down. TJ leaves and Shelly and I head toward the house. I ask Shelly if she is hungry and she says that she hasn’t had a good meal in 9 months. I ask her if she would like to stop and get a bite to eat and she says that she would love to eat a big steak. I take that as a yes and we stop at Outback which is right on the way home. I order my usual and she gets a New York strip. She eats it all and half of mine. She was not kidding that she was hungry. She ask me if I can stop somewhere and buy her a few items as she has nothing. We stop at the Wal Mart grocery store which is close to the house and we go in and she grabs deodorant, tooth paste, tooth brush and shampoo. I pay for it and we finally make it to the house.

She says that she heard about me everyday and that there were some women in there that wanted to fight others over me. I find all this funny to be honest. As we walk into the house she ask if she can take a shower as she needs to get the Lee county jail grime off. I give her a towel and show her to the bathroom. As she goes in I change into my shorts and then walk out to the living room. After about 20 minutes she comes out wearing one of my t shirts she kind of reminds me of Alicia Witt. She comes over and sits with me on the couch, we start to watch a TV show when after a few minutes she blurts out that she needs her..................