User:Carbon-16/On Spam

Possible Monty Python reference? Editor:	You click here, dear. Newbie Editor: All right. Editor:	Morning! Recent Changes:	Morning! Editor:	Well, what've you got? Recent Changes:	Well, there's a new article; a new article without references; a new article and spam; a new article, POV, and spam; a new article, POV, no references, and spam; spam, POV, no references, and spam; spam, a new article, spam, spam, POV, and spam; spam, no references, spam, spam, POV, spam, no wikilinks, and spam; Company representative:	Spam spam spam spam... Recent Changes:	...spam spam spam a new article and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam original research spam spam spam... Company representative:	Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Recent Changes:	...or a promotional article with grammar errors served in a miscategorized manner with sockpuppets and meatpuppets garnished with votestacking, outdated references and with a fair use image on top and spam. Newbie Editor:	Have you got anything without spam? Recent Changes:	Well, there's spam, a new article with no references, and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Newbie Editor:	I don't want ANY spam! Editor:	Why can't she have a new article, POV, spam, and no references? Newbie Editor:	THAT'S got spam in it! Editor:	Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, a new article with no references, and spam, has it? Company representative:	Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Newbie Editor:	Could you do the a new article, POV, spam, and no references without the spam then? Recent Changes:	Urgghh! Newbie Editor:	What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Company representative:	Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes:	Shut up! Company representative:	Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes:	Shut up! (reps stop) Bloody PR representatives! You can't have a new article, POV spam, and no references without the spam. Newbie Editor:	I don't like spam! Editor:	Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam original research spam spam spam and spam! Company representative:	Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Recent Changes:	Shut up!! Original research is off. Editor:	Well could I have her spam instead of the original research then? Recent Changes:	You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the company reps drown her words) Company representative:	(Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!