User:Carbonmonoxides

wikipedia's worst wikipuppy (oh god i am so bad at this why can't i hyperlink to the wikipuppy page). i am the definition of accidental myspacey edits with the most social-media-esque user page you've ever seen (but i'm trying to fix it, i swear! but i really like userboxes, so).

note: my actual edits r in good grammar and good spelling please dont kill me in my sleep i love u wikipedians community

about me!
i'm an anglo-french (i know nothing about france except for what my dad's said) internet addict living in birmingham. i'm autistic. she/her or they/them pronouns, i'm a lesbian, and... that's kind of all you gotta know about my queer identity. despite having an online presence of the most obnoxious person ever, i am really involved in british politics and i (usually...) take it very seriously.

interests!
unfortunately i am a massive homestuck fan.

most of my "fandoms" (i hate calling them that, but hey, interwebs lingo i guess) are music-related stuff; think 'weird emo kid on myspace 15 yrs ago'; mcr, ptv, and whatever else fits in that genre. im also super into riot grrrl stuff, and for somebody who borderline acts like a furry online, im actually pretty fuckin' punk (trademark) when i'm not being terminally online.

i love MSI and talking to me puts you at chronic risk of me bringing random facts about the band into conversations for no reason.

for hobbies, i play bass, i roleplay (but that term kinda makes me cringe), i collect records and cds and random ass band posters that i find on ebay.

userboxes: political-ish
(also includes religious beliefs and other beliefs that don't belong in the 'interests' section.)

userboxes: interests
get ready for the most painful spam of interest-related ubxs ever. this part is way less of a wikipedian profile and way more of a personal archive...

userboxes: interests pt2, music
(my music ubxs are more just a spam of cool artists than anything actually useful(?) to know about me, so i'm putting them all here.)

userboxes: memes
(that don't fit into the other sections.)

userboxes: health conditions
this is the last section of userboxes, thank god. i am so sorry for my chronic need for everything to be organised in sections, including my userboxes, apparently.

note: ''you don't have to read this by any means. i am professionally diagnosed; this isn't me flexing them or anything, this is just so you know what kind of first-hand experience and expertise i have if i contribute to any articles of the following:''