User:Castawayp

cooides
cooides is a deadley diseas that kills hundreds of peopel every year. it is transmitted by touch

symtoms
(1)bleeding out of the eyes (2)pucking green (3)talking backwards (4)abilatey to turn your neck 360 (5)abilatey to talk to animals (6)a itchy back

how to treat it
there is only one cure, you must wait for a full moon then find a herd of gypsses and demand that they surch for the goblin king , after you have the goblin king guess his name , you have only three trys , if you guess it wroung he is aloud to eat the gypsses but if you get it right he will lay a egg , if you eat the egg you a cured (side effects could be ithching or death)