User:Cat offender/sandbox

A cat offender cannot be offended by cats, but cats can be offended by a cat offender. Cats shall always tolerate this rule. It's exactly like saying a turtle offender cannot be offended by turtles, but turtles can be offended by a turtle offender. Get it? In conclusion, the purpose of this whole article was to highlight that we, humans, are incredible creatures and we can offend animals as much as we like, since they won't probably understand us. Wait, what if a cat offender is a cat? Well, that's called being racist to you own race. Wait, if someone reads the first sentence from the point of view that cats are cat offenders, then that will be classed as a paradox. Wow, that makes 100% logic, right?

P.S. Just kidding. Please don't arrest me! (God, I'm giving ideas!)