User:Catamorphism/Wikipedia Song

To the tune of Billy Bragg's Sexuality.

I've done reversions in English, French and Persian I'll issue warnings in afternoon and morning And just 'cause you're anon, it doesn't mean you're wrong If you learn to spell, I'm sure that you can find some tale to tell

Wikipedia - clear and broad and fine and free Wikipedia - the GFDL applies to me

A vandal on a spree adds "TIM IS GAY" to Sweden Recent Changes give me headaches when I read them Someone deleted a photo, from Fellatio They said some things are really best left unspoken But we prefer it all to be out in the open

Wikipedia - clear and broad and fine and free Wikipedia - the GFDL applies to me Wikipedia - don't threaten me with revert wars Wikipedia - we can be better editors

I'm sure that everybody knows about your patent nonsense The non-encyclopedic articles about your school friends You seem like such a jerk when I review your body of work

I'm getting weighed down with useless information NOR doesn't mean silence, it just means use citations Your cattle excretions end in speedy deletions If you want to be quotable, then write about something notable

Wikipedia - clear and broad and fine and free Wikipedia - the GFDL applies to me Wikipedia - come cite your sources with me Wikipedia - we can write what we want to see