User:Cattlelover

Peanuts: I am the founder of the famous food product, a peanut. Mark Anthony once said- "Oh how i love peanuts. They relieve me of all my stress." As you can see, even celebrities enjoy the company of peanuts. If you don't know what a peanut is, a peanut has this beautiful, rough shell around this nut that looks like two butts put together. In fact i really enjoy examining these nuts. They are really very interesting and beautiful. I have a very strong feeling towards peanuts. I wish i was one because everyone loves peanuts. I saved a peanut once and named it Little Pee Pee. My peanut is my best friend and i love it with all my heart. I take it everywhere with me, and we laugh and cry together. You can make a peanut your bestfriend too, very easily. There is a famous quote by Goofy which says, "Shake, shake, shake your peanut." I find that very offensive to both me and my bestfriend, Little Pee Pee. If you shake a peanut, then its days would be over and we wouldn't want that now would we. I am in love with peanuts and you should be too!