User:Cclarke

 This is me!

Hello! My name is Christopher Clarke, a.k.a. Pikachu. I was born on August 4, 1988 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, but I currently live in British Columbia, Canada.

I have my very own website, Christopher Clarke's Website, you know. Just in case you didn't notice, I'm addicted to all things Calvin and Hobbes (and so is my buddy Peter Dahl)! I celebrate Christmas, not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.

I was injured in the head and neck in a car accident on December 23, 2003 at late night. The car was a Mercury Sable GS and its rear end was destroyed with me and my mom in it.

Quotes for July: Pumbaa:''Bye, Lester! Timon! (KLUNK!)''

King Kong Timon: Up Here!

Banzai: The Little Major-Domo Bird Hippity Hopped All The Way To The Birdie Boiler.

Zazu: Oh No! Not The Birdie Boiler! Aaaaah!

Simba: BURP!!

Timon: ''Whoa! Nice One, Simba.''

Simba: ''Thanks. Man, I'm Stuffed.''

Pumbaa: ''Me Too. I Ate Like A Pig!''

Simba: Pumbaa, You Are A Pig.

Pumbaa: ''Oh. Right.''

Shenzi: Well, Well, Well, Banzai, What Have We Got Here?

Banzai: ''Mmm...I Don't Know, Shenzi. Uh, What Do You Think, Ed?''

Ed: ''Llllhhhh! Lllhhh! Hahahaha!''

Banzai: ''Just What I Was Thinkin'. A Trio Of Trespassers!''

Zazu: ''And Quite By Accident, Let Me Assure You. A Simple Navigational Error.''

Shenzi: ''Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Wait, Wait, Wait. I Know You. You're Mufasa's Little Stooge.''

Zazu: I, Madam, Am The King's Major-Domo.

Banzai: And That Would Make You?

Simba: The Future King.

Shenzi: Do You Know What We Do To Kings Who Step Out Of Their Land?

Simba: ''Puh. You Can't Do Anything To Me.''

Zazu: ''Heh Heh. Technically, They Can. We Are On Their Land.''

Simba: But Zazu, You Told Me They're Nothing But Slobbering, Mangy, Stupid Poachers!

Zazu: Ix-Nay On The Upid-Stay.

Banzai: Who Ya Callin' Upid-Stay?!



Timon: Whaddaya Want Me To Do, Dress In Drag And Do The Hula?

[Drumbeats]

Timon: ''Luau! If You're Hungry For A Hunk Of Fat And Juicy Meat, Eat My Buddy Pumbaa Here Because He Is A Treat! Come On Down And Dine On This Tasty Swine, All Ya Have To Do Is Get In Line! Are Ya Achin'...''

Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!

Timon: ...For Some Bacon?

Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!

Timon: He's A Big Pig!

Pumbaa: Yep Yep.

Timon: ''You Could Be A Big Pig Too! Oy!''

Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Hyena: Rarr Hoo Hoo Rarr!

Banzai: ''Yeah, We Could Have Whatever's...Lion Around! Haha!''

Shenzi: ''No, Wait, Wait, Wait, I Got One! I Got One! Make Mine A Cub Sandwich! What'd You Think? Hahahaha!''

Ed: Lllhhhlll!

Shenzi: ''What, Ed?! What Is It?''

Banzai: Hey, Did We Order This Dinner To Go?

Shenzi: No. Why?

Banzai: Cause THERE IT GOES!!!

The following intermission quotes are from The Lion King 1½.

Pumbaa: Can I Pause It For A Sec?

Timon: ''Sure. Go Ahead.''

Pumbaa: Be Right Back!

(intermission begins and runs for 1 minute.)

Timon: (while picking his nose) ''It's A Small World After All...La La La La La La La! It's A Small, Small, World! Everybody, It's A Small World After All! La La La La La La La!''

(Timon gasps)

(Pumbaa comes back with some bug-corn.)

Pumbaa: ''OK, I've Got The Jumbo So We Can Share! WERE YOU JUST PICKING YOUR NOSE?!''

Timon: No, I Got An Itch On The Inside!

(they start eating and the movie restarts.)

(Music.)

Ed: Pickle?

Ed: Slide on the soap! (multiple times)

Ed: Napkin please!

Ed: Ah! Hahaha!

(SFX) Eeeeoooooo....POOF! BUUURP!

Cheepoof...BREEEEEE!!!

Buhhhh! Buuhh! Bree broo bree!

(Donkey (Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream") sounds)