User:Ceas webmaster/wp:not

This essay is about #Wikipedia. It lays out some basic guidelines for correct function and intelligent discussion. Please do your best to follow these rules to the letter. Any deviation can result in a ban.

#Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother

 * If your mother left her food in the sink, maybe you should ask her to take care of it yourself?
 * If your mother keeps calling, maybe you should answer her calls once in a while?
 * If your mother hasn't heard of Wikipedia, maybe that's a good thing?

a place to joke

 * It is serious business.
 * How do you know an elephant is in your refrigerator?
 * you can hear it giggle when you shut the door and the light goes out
 * What goes up and doesn't come down?
 * Shake's hatred of copyvio media
 * How many joints are in a lid?
 * three

Lolz

 * If you want Lolz, go to 4chan

Lulz

 * see Lolz

Spam

 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * Please do not spam #Wikipedia
 * I hear it's ok to spam #Wikipedia
 * usorong

Illegal Activities

 * If you are looking for warez maybe you should go to warioland
 * Please do not ask me for the latest All American Rejects album.

The Manuel

 * If you don't know how to edit a page, how can you know how to get to #wikipedia in the first place?
 * please, rtfm
 * kthnx

A place to learn the youngin's a lesson

 * If they don't understand about WP:BLP or copyvio, yelling at them won't help

A Pulpit

 * God did not sayith that thou shouldist abstain from organ transplanting
 * also, neither did Buddha

A Collection of Links

 * omg guys l00k it's my homepage
 * omg guys l00k it's my dog
 * omg guys l00k it's my webcomic

Tech Support

 * guys my computer is broked! O no what do I does?
 * how about you die?
 * Yes i think that works nice

Always Weird

 * # Wikipedia is not always weird
 * Except when it is

#Unicyclopedia

 * 'nuff said