User:Ceilingfan9

The emu are evil magical mammals that closely resemble an ostridge. In fact they resemble an ostridge so much that they have fooled hundreds of people (including scientists) into thinking that they are birds for centuries. The truth of the matter is that they are in fact an evil magical mammals with the iqu of a genius that have come to earth for the sole purpose of taking over the world. When they have done that and wiped out the human race they will leave our planet and go home. Once there they will press a detonator with their magical talons and blow up our solar system (except Pluto, their home planet). Once their plan is done they will be the only living creatures in the universe that has gold jewelry. We have recently discovered that they are teaming up with giraffes in their plot to take over the world. Our only hope is to leave them alone and hope that they live long happy lives while never leaving the planet. :):):):):):):):):):):):)